Don't wanna Live On this Planet Anymore created by Thienien 9 years ago
All i have to Say is....LOL!!!!!!!!!
Jason Vance and An Annoying Digital Imp and Out Of Place Lovable Derp Traffic Guy
(Digital Imp Gibberish from Start-7:06)
Imp: Hello Mr. Jason!!!, Hello Mr. Thienien!!!
What does your alarm clock sound like!? What Does it sound like?!
Hey what does it sound like!? Oh my God!! (Gibberish)
Jason: You are extremely annoying, You make me wanna cut off my own head and throw it into a pit of crocodiles; then dance until i die,
I have better things to do such as make music,
So next time you want to bother someone,
Go to the nursing home bother them,(sarcastically)
they'll kick you right out okay?
Digital Imp: (Annoying Gibberish)
Jason: Wow, that idiot's going to the nursing home, Oh my Goodness will you Shut up already! Oh my God Be quiet, sigh* somebody get me a slingshot, an ax, a Bazooka, a Grenade!?
Digital Imp: Aaaaahaha!!! Don't shoot at meee!!
Jason: You'd better not let me catch you, I don't ever want to see you again around this area, Matter of fact stay away from me you drive me crazy, all that noise! Your Voice! The way you look! you--I---i don't know, i-i- just don't know what to do with you anymore, y-you- i--I dunno what to say, I hate you so bad it's just Beyond...beyond...Human comprehension, i hate you with a passion,
I hate you so bad i throw rocks at the ground and miss,
Yo-you're like every little kid's show combined into one annoying little...whatever you are! I don't know you-you just... Your VOICE!! You drive me crazy!
Digital Imp: WOW! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Do you kiss your friends with that mouth!?! AH! why you talk to me like dat i do nothing to you! I'm just an innocent imp who cares about nothing but having fun!! Is that how you talk to your mommy!
Is that how you talk to your daddy?! WOW WOOOO!!!
WHAT IS THAT?!?!
WOW WHAT IS THAT BIG HUGE THING THINGY YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND?! HOW CAN YOU PICK THAT UP!?
WHY YOU SMELL LIKE YOU GOT BACON IN YOUR POCKET?!
Jason: Hold still so i can shoot you.....I mean...Just stand still for a few seconds i-i-i-i-i-i didn't mean shoot you i meant take your picture you know uhhhh..
I just kinda wanna take a picture with ya.
I mean i realize i can't get rid of you by blowing you up with this absurdly huge cannon...So i kinda just wanna be your friend now. I-i-i'm in love with your voice, How do you do that
Digital imp: Why you, what you mean!?
You Don't wanna take my picture you try to get rid of me!
I do you nothing!!
I not being your friend anymore you know what?!
I go cause chaos now! I cause chaos around the city! I want to cause lots and lots of chaos!!
Jason: Whoa what the...
N-now he can sneeze explosions..
Well there's no need for this cannon anymore.
Let's just watch him blow himself up! Let's get outta here!
Derp Traffic Guy: WHOA!! HEY HEY! Watch where you're GOING!
YOU ALMOST RAN OVER MY KID! HEY! HEY! YOU! SLOW DOWN! (Retard Gibberish)
Hey! What are you!? You look so small and innocent! WELL! I WOULDN"T WANT TO TAKE MY CHANCES WITH YOU! SO UM WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME HOME AND MEET MY FAMILY! I MEAN--EVEN THOUGH I JUST SAID I DIDN"T WANNA TAKE MY CHANCES WITH YOU, I'M GONNA BE AN IDIOT AND DO IT ANYWAY! SO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME HOME WITH MY FAMILY!
Digital Imp: Aaa..Aaaaah..AAAAAH CHOOOO!!
Derp Traffic Guy: WELL I SEE YOU HAVE A LITTLE ALLERGIES THERE!
WELL, THAT'S NOTHING A LITTLE CASTOR OIL WON'T FIX!
I LOVE CASTOR OIL! I PUT IT IN MY CEREAL,
MY SMOOTHIES! EVERYTHING,
I EVEN SLEEP WITH IT WHEN I GO TO BED! AW YEAH YOU GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH US!
Digital Imp: Castor OIL!? NOOO!!! NOO! NOO! NOO!! SOMEBODY PLEASE END THE SONG!! END THE SONG NOW! PLEASE! CUT IT OFF! OH MY GOD PLEASE NO! NO NO NO NO! (gibberish) WAAAAAAOOOH!!!