Online Relationships created by Doodletones 14 years ago

True to my heart and thoughts on Internet Relationships.

Lyrics:
I made this rap which was inspired by MC Lars
and its for two people I talk to on Skype

I suppose youll never hear this but listen to my side
the 2nd party here seeing that youve lied
lets face it you dont love each other youve never met IRL
even tho its planned your still both Ghosts in the Shell
and lets face it Online Dating isnt real at all
you could be saying that your having a ball
but when an artist dates a gamer shit hits the fan
and heres what Im saying to you is my plan
I dont see Jade joining you in Runescape Online with you
because she'll get bored with it I see this is true
and Jade – Clays not one for art he doesnt do anything with art
he sits at home playing Minecraft and Runescape (what a fart!)
so you two are uncompatible like a DS charger to an iphone
and I dont want to see you hitting one anothers bad bone
because when you break up it will never be the same
because you and Jade will never talk Skype calls will get lame
and Jade Clay doesnt mean what he says hes played off too many girls
I dont wanna see you be one with the rest of the world.
He thought it was real like Emma and Ashley
but its not going to end well like Dave and Natalie
Dont get it wrong Im not saying your not speaking the truth
Im just saying this relationships a spoof
I mean the day you got together you were yelling at each other
and now your saying you know everything about the other and there mother
and so what you have personal info on the other
does that actually mean she loves him and he loves her
no it doesnt because its actually risking your life
and when things go awry at least one starts living knife
I mean when youve had more Online girls than Tiger Woods had hoes
when you hear this you can turn up your nose
but Im telling you an honest opinion before it blows
and you both start insulting each other to new all time lows
no Im not being subtle Im going to be blunt
by next month youll be shouting each other calling each other cunt
so, in the words of MC Lars while were barely still in our friendships
Internet Relationships are not Real Relationships.
And in the words of my friend Angel and I believe this too
Get to know each other a year BEFORE saying "I love you"
ontop of that Jade you shouldve focused on that one guy
the one that wasnt Clay and mabey I wont die
laying down on the ground awaiting it so
you can unadd me On Skype if you want me to GTFO
because Im done with this shit Im done explaining
Im done trying to get you to hear my so-called complaining
if your mad be mad mabey I was tryin to piss you off
being GF and BF Online I couldnt help but Scoff